me: "i'm actually wearing a wig. i've got an auto-immune system disorder called alopecia areata, which basically means i've got patches of bald spots on my head."
dude: "does your alopecia affect anywhere else on your body?" (while not so subtly staring at crotch).
end scene.
*LAUGHING* Yup... that's pretty much how it goes once you tell them you have hair loss. They immediate jump to what's really on their minds in the first place and this gives them an intro!
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