Sunday, November 16, 2014

alopecia. a haiku. warning: contains swears.

alopecia. a haiku:

you are so fucking
annoying, you little bitch
give me my hair back

4 comments:

  1. Just give me the word and I'll fly over to hammer your head with some nails again.

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    1. ha! you're one of the only (actually, maybe THE only) person who could offer that without it being terrifying / creepy.

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  2. Ten years ago I went almost completely bald, then miraculously it all came back and stayed back, until today I found two little bitch ass spots on my damn head. After crying a lot and reading a lot, this post made me laugh super hard. Thanks girl.

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    1. ugh, worst. well, if it went away once, it probably will again. keep your pretty lil chin up, and if you see this message, give me an update. thinking good, hairy thoughts for you and your scalp. xo

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